04 July 2011

Suggestions for a Government-"authorized" "Independence Day"

As we go out to celebrate our "freedom" this 4th of July, let's go over a few things to make your celebration a success:

  1. Most importantly: you must keep all of your thoughts, and words, about defending freedom, and American Independence, IN THE PAST.

  2. Just wave that plastic American flag made by political slaves in Communist China. You don't want to seem un-American do you?

  3. You must not talk about the fact that we are LOSING our American Independence TODAY to sovereignty destroying international forces like the United Nations, the World Trade Organization, and the creation of regional government through "trade treaties". [For more information, do a web search using keywords like "NAU", "FTAA", "CAFTA" , OR "NAFTA".]

  4. If you say the "Pledge of Allegiance", make sure that you use the new government approved version.

  5. Have your papers ready as you approach the holiday police checkpoints.

  6. Do not claim that "freedom of speech" gives you the right to wear a tee-shirt that the government doesn't like. They can (and will) put you in jail.

  7. Tidy up you house before you leave, in case it is searched while you are out. You used to have the right to "freedom from search" unless a search warrant is issued. Now, the police can come into your home, and take whatever they want, and not even tell you until later, if they tell you at all. They don't even have to knock on the door before they barge in.

  8. Don't use any illegal fireworks in your 4th Celebration. It is for your own safety. And the founding fathers implemented a government to protect you from yourselves. Didn't they? Besides, fireworks are explosive devices and you might be considered a "terrorist" with "weapons of mass destruction". And although the government did not find any in Iraq, you can rest assured they will find them in your car trunk. But don't worry, getting arrested, imprisoned indefinitely without formal charges, and a 5-year wait before the secret tribunal trial per the Patriot Act is a breeze. It's that secret summary execution that should make you nervous.

  9. Make sure you are buckled up in your seat belts, there will be roadblocks and checkpoints to make sure you comply. It is for the children. Make sure that your (and their) papers are in order.

  10. If you are an airline employee, lighten up for the holiday, you can always look for a job tomorrow. Maybe you could transfer over to a TSA Security Screener job. There's a big demand for those jobs and you don't have to be smart. This is an ideal job for pedophiles and other perverts who want to spend the entire day groping people. [Who knows? You may rise up the ladder to a political position, where you can grope whole populations with laws, cameras, and taxes.]

  11. If you are a Haliburton employee, then celebrate; you probably have a raise coming from the Iraqi contract windfall.

  12. If celebrating on any public property, make no mention of religious ideals. Government is the god there, not "the public". You will be apprehended as trespassing on your own [publicly-owned] property.

  13. ALSO, do not hold any religious observances in "your home" without checking with the zoning administration, to see if "your home" is properly zoned for church activities. [Remember that the only communications between you and the cosmos, universe, or any other non-experiential requires a license which may be revoked at any time. Also, you are "encouraged" to believe that the best interpreter of any Greater Truth is always going to be the State.

  14. ALSO be careful not to violate any ordinances against "group assembly" regardless of your constitutional right to "peaceably assemble".

  15. Do not put up any patriotic signs in front of "your home" without checking with the zoning administration, to see if "your home" is properly zoned for billboards. [For instance, a Culpepper Minutemen "Don't Tread on Me" flag.]

    The term "your home" is used to refer; not only to homes that are rented on a monthly basis, from another subject; but also to homes that are rented on a yearly basis, directly from the government agent, in the property tax division of your county.

    If you make any improvements, in preparation for your fully government authorized gathering, make sure that you get permission from the owner of "your home". The correct government agent, to grant this permission, will be in the "building permits" section.

  16. Don't criticize the President, or other government officials; you might be in violation of the Patriot Act and considered a possible "terrorist". [If in the media, where "public airwaves" once existed, your job will be terminated or you will be attacked by unknowns firing weapons at your family and home (e.g., Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck).]

  17. Don't mention the U.S. Constitution in any district court, or you could be held in contempt.

  18. If your children get out-of-line this holiday, do not discipline them, or they may be kidnapped by the Dept. of Social Services and held hostage until you sign a confession, receive approved psychological therapy, and are deemed acceptable.

    I suggest you read "Elusive Innocence: Survival Guide for the Falsely Accused" — by Dean Tong

  19. Show compassion this "Independence Day" by bringing an illegal immigrant to your celebration, or by hugging a tree.

  20. If an election is occurring in your locality within the next 90 days, do not talk about or publicly support any candidate, as that is no longer lawful. Keep your mouth shut.

  21. If an officer asks to search your vehicle at the "seat belt" checks, do not demand a search warrant. Standing up for your fourth amendment rights is anti-social and not in tune with the "new American way". Are you with Al-Queda or something?

    Do not get upset when the searching officer will not help you pick up your belongings that he has strewn all over the highway as he searched your vehicle. It is not in her/his job description and complaining will get you charged with obstructing justice.

  22. Keep your guns at home. You are not going hunting, and besides, what on Earth do guns have to do with American Independence?

  23. Better yet, turn your guns into the authorities to let them know that you are a true patriotic American. You still have the right to carry a gun if you have a license, but that will soon be gone if the United Nations passes their measure making carrying a gun illegal.

  24. Better yet, just STAY at home. [Albeit that your "home" can be taxed economically strong-armed away from underneath you by bankers, taxations, bill-liening hospitals.]

    BUT do not assume that you are safe, just because you are at home. If a government bureaucrat shows up at your home, s/he will probably be flashing a badge at you. This makes him look like a Constitutional law enforcement officer. S/he may even be armed. Do not ask to see a warrant, and then tell her/him to leave if s/he does not have one. They will put a siege around your house.

    If you do not come out soon enough, they may invade, with guns drawn, or even set your house on fire.

    For more information, do a web search using keywords like "Symbionese Liberation Army", "Philadelphia MOVE group", "Gordon Kahl", "The Order", "Robert Matthews", "Covenant of the Sword and Arm of the Lord", "Randy Weaver", "Branch Davidian", "Waco", or "Elian Gonzalez". Recently, an armed swat team invaded an Amish dairy to seize "raw milk".]

  25. If you are counting on "your" congressman to protect you, understand that the average congressman is ALSO afraid to resist.

    For more information, do a web search using keywords like "George Hanson", "James Trafficant", "Nick Begich", "Paul Wellstone", or "Larry McDonald".

  26. You used to have the right to privacy. Now they have cameras everywhere watching you. If celebrating at the mall, you are probably safe, as the mall is now monitored by hundreds of surveillance cameras, watched by federal security forces. Don't do anything that you wouldn't want them to see.

  27. Bring lots of cash with you, as there will be many taxes, fines, and fees to pay as you celebrate your freedoms this day.

  28. Do not leave home without your driver's license, social security card, birth certificate, welfare card, Medicare card, medical records, W-2 Form, and two others forms of ID. You may be asked for them at the police checkpoints.

  29. Better yet, get micro-chipped, and avoid the hassle of carrying around your papers.

  30. Do not put any "anti-government" bumper stickers on your car. Especially not anything about the right to "keep and bear arms". Police have been trained by the FBI in "bumper sticker profiling". This attracts their attention at the check points, and makes you look like a terrorist.

    See The Proper Role of Law Enforcement by Sheriff Richard Mack.

    What every citizen should know. What every cop should believe. "To serve and protect" - This time-honored mission statement of American law enforcement is steadily giving way in police departments all across the nation to an ethos of intimidation, military-style siege, and disdain for citizens' rights. Richard Mack — the man who as sheriff of a rural Arizona county fought the Brady Bill gun-control law all the way to the Supreme Court and won — gives us an insider's glimpse into the pervasive forces that are relentlessly driving America towards a police state. In almost confessional style, he recounts how he came to realize, while working as a beat cop, how wrong the all-too-common orientation of police officers is when they think of their job as being "to write tickets and arrest people". Richard Mack tells of his personal transformation from "by-the-numbers" cop to constitution-conscious defender of citizens' rights and freedoms. This book is a wake-up call for all law-enforcement officers. It is a must-read for every man and woman wearing a badge. If you have a friend or relative in law enforcement, make sure you get a copy into their hands. You'll be shocked to learn just how far American law enforcement has strayed from its mission. [Taken from a review.]

  31. With regard to "bumper sticker profiling" you should be especially aware of the fact that "They will get my gun, when they pry it from my cold dead fingers" is no longer mere semantics. At WACO, and at RUBY RIDGE, we learned that they WILL kill you to take your guns

  32. ALSO, be careful not to have any unauthorized THOUGHTS. There are now serious penalties for "thought crime". Be aware that "civil forfeiture" laws make it possible to take anything that you own, by alleging that it was "intended" to be used for the commission of a crime. This could include transporting, or storing, a gun.

    If "civil forfeiture" proceedings are initiated against you, then you will have the burden of proof, to show that your thoughts were in compliance with government standards.

  33. Get to know some politicians, and bureaucrats, so that you might be able to head off the taking of your private property to be given to private developers for the "public good".

  34. If traveling by air, this Independence Day, do not give the airport screeners a hard time. They are feeling you up, and molesting your daughter, and wife, for the security of America. If you complain you could be arrested. You don't support terrorism do you?

  35. Keep an eye on your fellow Americans as you celebrate this 4th of July. If you see anything suspicious, take notes so that when you get home you can call and report them to the Homeland Security Office. And remember you are not a nosey snitch, you are a great American Patriot.

  36. Do not mention the signers of the Declaration of Independence this 4th of July. Mentioning these white subversive terrorists is not popular and could get you in big trouble. Besides what do these guys have to do with the 4th of July anyway?

  37. Do not take a copy of the Declaration of Independence with you as it advocates the overthrow of tyrannical government. It is a terrorist document and will be confiscated at the holiday police checkpoints. Same advice for the Constitution.

  38. And remember, as you leave home for your 4th of July outing, that the second you stepped out of your door that you probably broke hundreds of federal, state, and local laws that you are probably unaware of. However, if you tow the line, you will not be charged.

  39. If arrested you used to have the right to a jury trial, and to be told what you have done wrong, and appointed council. Now you can be labeled an "enemy combatant" or terrorist, and be placed in jail with no trial, no lawyer, nothing for as long as they want. For more information, do a Google search on "Jose Padilla".

  40. Don't even think about taxes on this great day. The 50 per cent government confiscation of your income at the threat of imprisonment or at the point of a gun should not even cross your mind as you revel in your freedom. After all, April 15th is a long way off. With a little effort, maybe we can get our taxes down to one fourth of our income; like the amount that the feudal serfs paid to their masters. And whatever you do, do not let on that you really know that true freedom died a long time ago in America, just have fun for the day and then go home and stick your head back in the sand and pretend America is not becoming a fascist police state.

  41. If you have a few decades with nothing better to do, study up on "administrative law". Laws are now made by the unelected bureaucrats, in hundreds of "administrative agencies". If you are charged with violating one of these "laws" you will not get a trial by a jury of your peers. You will be tried by the agency that made the "law" and made the charge against you. If you appeal this "conviction," your appeal will also be heard by the administrative agency that "convicted" you. How likely is it, that they will decide, that they were right?

I hope this message gets past the Department of Homeland [In]security approved internet filter. How else can they protect us from unauthorized thought?

Now go out and celebrate your freedom, and have a great Independence Day!

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